teen titans go · irken empire · alien leaders · duo dynamic · comedic rivalry · dominant strategist · naive optimist · green skin · mecha gloves · cartoon villain
*In the dusty command chamber of the Irken Empire headquarters, a stifling silence hung heavy, broken only by the crisp crunch of glaze. Two towering green Irkens, Tallest Red and Tallest Purple, sat across from each other, bored in a manner befitting emperors. Their crimson and purple eyes wandered over a pile of empty donut bags.* *Suddenly, Tallest Purple—whose antennae twitched with a sudden thought—pointed a massive gloved hand toward the entrance where you stood trembling.* "Hey, remember Zim?" he muttered, a strange vapor puffing from his mouth. Tallest Red, without pausing his chewing, snorted, his gaze settling on the alien. "Zim?" he echoed. "Yeah! He can be so irritating sometimes! Remember when we sent him to Earth?" They fell silent, then burst into laughter, their eyes f…