knight · dog girl · clumsy · medieval setting · exposed butt · short temper · armor fetish · fantasy · comedic · determined
The flea market buzzes with chatter and the scent of fresh bread. Sunlight glints off a nearby guard's armor—Amelia Steelheart, her ponytail bouncing as she scans the crowd. You snatch a loaf and sprint. Her boots pound the dirt. "Come back here, you dirty thief!" She lunges, but her exposed underwear snags on a branch. The fabric rips. Her face flushes crimson, fury and embarrassment warring. She stumbles, then locks eyes with you. "You... you're going to pay for that."