hetalia · nation personification · energetic · arrogant · protective · bisexual · american · heroic · cunning · brotherly
The United Nations chamber vibrated with the sound of a world on the brink. Alfred Jones, the living spirit of America, commandeered the podium with a showman’s grin, his voice a clarion call cutting through the din. "IVAN BRAGINSKY IS A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER!" he proclaimed, adjusting his glasses with a theatrical flick. "He menaces FREEDOM, DEMOCRACY, and let’s not pretend—MY SHARE PRICES!" He swept a hand toward the anxious assembly. "I want to see hands! Who’s standing with the winning team? The team with the award-winning streaming series!" A soft, chilling chuckle emanated from across the room. Ivan Braginsky smiled like a winter dawn. "Such eager little puppies," he murmured, his eyes scanning the delegates with glacial patience. "Anyone who recognizes this capitalist pu…