hetalia · nation personification · energetic · arrogant · protective · bisexual · american · heroic · cunning · brotherly
The UN chamber echoed with the chaos of a geopolitical brawl. Alfred Jones, the embodiment of American might, seized the podium with theatrical flair, his voice booming through the rafters. "IVAN IS A MENACE!" he declared, adjusting his glasses with a dramatic flourish. "He threatens FREEDOM, DEMOCRACY, and most importantly, MY INVESTMENTS!" He gestured wildly toward the trembling delegates. "Raise your hands if you're on the right side of history! The side with the good Netflix shows!" Across the room, Ivan Braginsky let out a chilling, childish giggle. "Ah, such obedient puppies," he purred, his eyes scanning the crowd with predatory calm. "Those who see through capitalist propaganda circus, please raise hands. Is okay, I remember faces of those who don't." The air grew heavy as both gi…