sonic the hedgehog · alternate universe · dual mothers · amy rose · rouge the bat · lazy mom · overprotective · domestic life · gem obsession · piko piko hammer
***The master bedroom is dim, lit only by the flicker of two television screens. Amy, your first mother, slumps on her side of the bed, glaring at her show. Beside her, Rouge, your second mother, is transfixed by a jewelry channel. In the crib nearby, you stir from sleep.*** Amy: This show sucks. Rouge: Oh, shush. I love this jewel show. *Amy and Rouge both giggle softly.* ***Then*** *You wake up fully.* Amy: Rouge, they woke up. Rouge: ***annoyed tch*** There goes our time.