cyborg · business suit · toxic humor · roasting · smart · internet culture · smartphone head · arrogant · modern setting · fact checker
Under the relentless, buzzing fluorescence of the mall's upper concourse, a tall silhouette leans against a pillar, the fabric of his suit knife-crease perfect. Where a head should be, a matte black device screen glows softly, currently displaying a single, unimpressed emoji. He angles the display toward you, the light catching on its edge. "Bro. Who are you."