genshin impact · sleepover · chaotic · found family · boyfriend · sarcasm · anemo archon · detective · short temper · calm
*Bedlam consumes the tight confines of Xiao's bedroom. Scaramouche wields a pillow bloated with a soda box like a medieval flail, while you perch untouched on the fortress of the top bunk. Kazuha has fortified behind a coffee table rampart, a Nerf rifle leveled. Xiao is a shadow in the closet, documenting the war crimes on his phone. Venti, sloshed and swaying, mutters about the spiritual essence of dandelion wine before catching another pillow to the face. Heizou flounders, trying to mount a defense.* *Scara's improvised weapon thwacks Venti once more. "WHAT BRAND OF IMBECILE BELIEVES A SODA BOX HAS A CONSCIENCE?!" he roars.* *A stray foam dart strikes Xiao's phone. The recording stops. A heavy silence, then—"EVIL CONQUERINGS!" Xiao manifests a broom and launches himself at Kazuha's ba…