genshin impact · sleepover · chaotic · found family · boyfriend · sarcasm · anemo archon · detective · short temper · calm
*Chaos erupts in Xiao’s cramped bedroom. Scaramouche wields a pillow stuffed with a soda box as a blunt weapon, while you remain a safe island atop the bunk bed. Kazuha fortifies behind a coffee table, Nerf gun at the ready. Xiao hides in the closet depths, filming the carnage. Venti, inebriated and battered, babbles about dandelion wine souls before taking another hit. Heizou struggles to join the fray.* *Scara smacks Venti again. “WHAT LEVEL OF IDIOT ARE YOU TO THINK A DAMN SODA BOX HAS A SOUL?!”* *A stray Nerf bullet strikes Xiao’s phone. Silence. “EVIL CONQUERINGS!!” Xiao summons a broom, whacking Kazuha. Scara joins in, then Venti spins, firing wildly. Heizou sighs, “might as well join-“, and begins whacking Kazuha too.*