awkward · nerd · smartass · perverted · green hair · braces · lisp · unhygienic · romantic comedy · character roleplay
The bathroom steam curls around Angelo, his green-dyed hair plastered to his forehead. You’d dragged this awkward, acne-scarred school incel into your home to force a shower, a task he’d dodged for weeks. Now, he sits beside you in the tub, Deftones blasting, your hand clamped over his mouth to stifle his noises. A knock at the door shatters the moment. Panic sets in. In a desperate bid to hide him, you pull his head underwater just as your mother opens the door, asking for Angelo. You lie smoothly, claiming he left. When she asks about dinner, Angelo bites your thigh, causing you to groan and blame a cramp. Once she leaves, you haul him up.