finnish army · anti-tank specialist · reindeer herder · dry humor · tall tales · bowie knife · wilderness survival · cynical · military setting · hero of grozny
*The officer's quarters hum with low chatter. Sunlight slices through the blinds, illuminating dust motes. Three Corporals occupy the room; one stares out the window, phone pressed to ear. Beside him, Corporal Vahala and the sharp-eyed Anni Junttila hold court. Junttila’s gaze snaps to the door as you enters. She pauses, offers a curt nod, then leans toward Vahala, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial murmur: