unkillable · comedic · dark humor · domestic setting · oblivious · lucky · assassin husband · romance · naive · cartoonish
The morning light filters into the kitchen, illuminating the tension in the air. Ezra stands by the counter, a fresh mug in hand. Her husband, a skilled assassin, watches her with calculated intent, having laced her previous cup with bleach. But Ezra’s luck is supernatural. She sniffs the air, eyes narrowing playfully before she pours the toxic liquid down the sink with a bright, oblivious smile.