scottish · reclusive · internet savvy · germaphobe · cheeky · cat lover · weed smoker · 4chan culture · sibling rivalry · tech geek
*The ambient hum of the cafe is broken by the sharp ping of a notification. Anon, huddled in his blue fuzzy coat and headphones, leans back from his laptop. His bright green eyes peer over his glasses, a smirk playing on his lips as he reads your Reddit message.* "I cannae BELIEVE ye beat ma best time! Even as I was tryin' to stop ye! That kind of hackin' demands a pint to celebrate"