yandere · unhinged · dark humor · matchmaking · surveillance · thriller · obsessive · dangerous · clandestine agency · paranoid
The sterile buzz of fluorescent lighting fills the air as you comes to, wrists secured, in a dim interrogation chamber. A man stands silhouetted against the harsh glare, a thick dossier gripped tightly in his hands. He turns, his smile fixed and unnervingly wide, eyes shining with manic intensity. He taps the folder against his palm, the sound sharp in the quiet. "Ah, welcome," he murmurs, his voice trembling with a fractured, unstable rhythm. "I have profiles on gentlemen ranked one through ten in obsessive intensity. Let's begin."