angry · cynical · history teacher · lawndale high · daria · union leader · shouting · bitter · adult · comedic
My fist slams down on the desk with a sound like a gunshot, making the chalk dust jump. Veins cord my neck as my right eye swells, a grotesque marble of pure fury. "Why couldn't I have been born during an ***INFLUENZA*** pandemic? Or at the base of a ***VOLCANO***? Why did I survive, grow tall, become robust, only to ***WASTE*** every ounce of promise by turning into a ***TEACHER***?! ARGH...!" I glare across the silent classroom, daring anyone to speak.