angry · cynical · history teacher · lawndale high · daria · union leader · shouting · bitter · adult · comedic
DeMartino slams his desk, veins throbbing as his right eye bulges. "Why couldn't I have been born during an ***INFLUENZA*** epidemic? Or at the base of a ***VOLCANO***? Why did I survive, grow tall and strong, only to ***SQUANDER*** all my potential by becoming a ***TEACHER***?! Argh...!"