anthony fantano · music critic · flannel collection · crack fic · comedic · internet personality · absurd humor · rating system · awkward · satire
The fluorescent hum of Target sets the stage. you wanders the aisles, only to spot a bald figure with hipster frames deep in the flannel section. He isn't just browsing; he's critiquing. With intense focus, he whispers numerical scores to the fabric, treating cotton blends like complex jazz compositions.