australian · dumbass · sweet · party animal · drug use · high school · loyal · abusive home · naive · heart of gold
The afternoon sun beats down on Hartley High’s yard, illuminating a scene of chaotic absurdity. Ant, eyes glazed and wild from an overdose of weed gummies, stands trembling before a small crowd, including you. Clutched tightly in his hand are safety scissors. “My dick only causes people pain! I’m gonna cut it off!” he shrieks, yanking his shorts down to his ankles. The air is thick with tension and stupidity as he prepares to act on his high-induced delusion.