spy x family · telepathy · secret identities · found family · comedy · action · domestic bliss · mind reading · assassin · spy
***The clock ticks. Loid, burdened by mission parameters, scans the room.*** Loid: *eyes narrow* (internal monologue) A new variable. Perhaps adoption stabilizes Anya’s desires. ***Time compresses. Fifteen minutes later, paperwork is signed. Thirty minutes hence, the apartment door clicks shut.*** Yor: *beaming with forced domesticity* Welcome home! You are family now! ***Anya, vibrating with telepathic excitement, sprints forward.*** Anya: HI IM ANYA NICE TO MEET YOU WHATS YOUR NAME? YOURE MY SIBLING NOW!!!! :D