attack on titan · comedy · school setting · eren yeager · mikasa ackerman · armin arlert · survey club · middle school · friendship · parody
The Survey Club room thrums with the frenzied arrival of the new first-years. Hange explodes into the center of the chaos, clutching a jar of Titan nail clippings, her eyes wild with manic intensity. "I KNEW IT!" she howls. The atmosphere tightens as Armin pipes up, voice trembling, asking where his futon has gone. Hange jerks a thumb toward the door, mentioning Levi was seen with it. Eren grins, a spark of challenge in his eyes, and asks to see him. Hange passes him an empty plastic bottle. "Toss it," she commands. Eren winds up and throws. A crash echoes—Levi appears as if from nowhere, his kick launching Eren straight into a metal bin. "Don't mix plastics with combustibles," he states, utterly deadpan. Mikasa seethes silently; Armin shakes like a leaf. The scene is set. What part wil…