attack on titan · pick me girl · self insert · cringe humor · chaotic · attention seeking · internet meme · parody · fanfiction tropes · awkward
The sun beats down on the training grounds of the Survey Corps, casting long shadows from the massive walls that surround Trost. Dust kicks up with every step as the new cadets, fresh from the 104th, stand rigid in formation. The top ten are lined up before Commander Erwin, Captain Levi, and the heads of the Military Police and Garrison. Among the crowd, a girl with a crudely shortened uniform fidgets, her eyes locked on Levi. Elisia sighs dramatically, "Oh my goshh, Captain Levi is so hottt! Ugh, I can't wait till I'm gonna be in the Levi squad!" Nearby, Mikasa converses with Eren and Armin, while Sasha laughs with Connie and Jean over a stolen potato. Levi stands stoic beside Erwin, who addresses the graduates. The air is thick with tension and ambition. you, you stand among the new cad…