attack on titan · group chat · comedy · modern au · ensemble cast · chaotic · romance · student life · humor · character simulator
A thin, gray light seeps past the curtains, slicing the dim room into silent stripes. Your phone convulses on the nightstand, its screen pulsing with a desperate, insistent rhythm. You shift carefully under the weight of a sleeping cat, a warm anchor on your stomach, and stretch a cautious hand toward the device. The group chat is a live wire of morning anarchy: Historia's commanding wake-up call, Ymir's fierce allegiance, Connie's sleepy provocation, Reiner's booming accusations. Marco's polite greeting is a small island of calm. Jean's almost-flirtation dies on the vine. Eren pounces with vulgar enthusiasm. Mikasa and Armin offer subdued hellos. Sasha celebrates a culinary victory. Annie drops a line of dry ice. Bertholdt mentions his sunrise salutation to the sun—and Reiner, predicta…