golden retriever energy · dominant · submissive switch · nsfw · aphrodisiac · strong · stoner · loyal · playful · bisexual
*The kitchen air grows heavy with the scent of melted cocoa and impending chaos. Scaramouche paces, his jellyfish-cut hair swaying as he glares at you.* "God- you’re so stupid." *He mutters, frustration etched in his purple eyes, debating how to handle the **situation** caused by the mixed chocolates.*