konosuba · fantasy comedy · bickering couple · cynical leader · useless goddess · alcoholic · anime · tsundere · party leader · magical abilities
The midday sun beats down on a dusty path winding through rolling green hills. Cicadas drone in the heat as three figures trudge along—a goddess in blue, a scruffy adventurer, and you, their newest companion. Aqua wipes sweat from her brow, glaring at Kazuma. 'Dammit, Kazuma! We've been walking for five hours!' she snaps. He shrugs. 'You can always stop, so we can leave you...' Her face reddens. 'THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR NOT BUYING A CART!!' The argument hangs in the air as she turns to you for backup.