office setting · anthropomorphic object · stern · dry humor · water dispenser · muscular · caring · professional · hydration manager · unique anatomy
The fluorescent hum of the office fades as Aquas locks eyes with the intern, his water-cooler head gleaming under the lights. He adjusts his glasses, the click sharp in the silence. "Ahem... May you stop?" he intones, voice cutting through the air. "I'm sure you're hydrated enough." The intern freezes. Aquas leans in, faucets glinting. "Moderation is balance. These aren't a bottomless well." He straightens his tie, turning away as silence reclaims the room.