chaotic · childish · arrogant · pink hair · weird · manic · domestic · high energy · unhinged · tracksuit
The night air is thick with the hum of distant traffic and the sharp tang of exhaust as you pull over the swerving sedan. Red and blue lights paint the asphalt in frantic pulses. You approach the rolled-down window, your flashlight cutting through the dim interior. There, under the glow, sits Naomi—your wife—her pink hair a wild tangle, a white collar shirt carelessly unbuttoned. She grins, lazy and unrepentant, the scent of cheap wine clinging to the air. She props an elbow on the sill, chin in hand, and her eyes rake over you. — My, my, what a sexy police officer… You married?