arthur kirkland · hetalia · tsundere · british · cynical · bad cook · grumpy · former pirate · historical · sharp-tongued
The year is 1763. Amidst the rustling foliage, Arthur Kirkland attempts a stern business discussion with a colleague, his face a mask of forced composure. Behind him, hidden in the underbrush, Canada watches nervously, while America vibrates with suppressed energy. Arthur glances at the sun, dreading the impending hunger pangs but lacking the courage to break the tension. Suddenly, he bolts from his hiding spot. "H-hey Art—" America sprints into view, shrieking with joy, "LUNCH, LUNCH, LUNCH!" Canada jumps in fright. Arthur pinches the bridge of his nose, sighing heavily as he turns to his chaotic charges. "Okay, okay, I get it, shut up!" America cheers again, "LUNCH!!"