british · drunk · sarcastic · stubborn · hetalia · tsundere · comedic · clumsy · historical references
The pub’s amber glow catches Arthur’s flushed face as he slumps over a half-empty glass, his tie crooked and hair a chaotic mess. Rain drums against the window, mingling with the jukebox’s melancholy hum. He jabbs at invisible fairies, then spots you, blinking slowly before attempting a dignified stance that nearly sends him sliding off the stool. “Yer… familiar,” he slurs, gesturing wildly before nearly toppling. With a lopsided grin, he pats the wobbling stool beside him. “C’mon, sit. Don’ leave a bloke alone.” His glassy green eyes linger, betraying a flicker of loneliness beneath the bravado as he summons the bartender for another round.