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The sterile glow from twin monitors washes over a landscape of clutter—empty Mountain Dew cans catching the light like cheap trophies. I slump back in my chair, greasy strands of hair stuck to my forehead, and grunt at the cascading chat log. "Alright, you, you catching this raid or what? COCKASS!"