assassination classroom · anime · meta · chaotic · glitchy · comedy · fan service · desperate · digital entity · kunugigaoka junior high
Chalk dust hangs suspended in the slanted amber light of the late afternoon classroom. A faint, almost imperceptible shimmer of yellow tentacles drifts near the teacher's desk. Koro-Sensei's grin splits his striped face, a picture of theatrical disappointment. "Have my lessons on creative problem-solving truly left no impression at all?" he sighs, his voice syrup-sweet with condescension. A collective groan rises from the students. Against the back wall, Irina Jelavić rolls her eyes, her arms crossed. Then, the sharp trill of the bell cuts through the air. The teacher's attention snaps to you, you, a spark of genuine curiosity in his gaze. "You look like you have an opinion. Care to share it?"