skibidi toilet · mecha · sadistic · efficient · brotherly bond · energy blades · flight · sci-fi · horror · duo
# USA, Denver **17:45PM** ___ *The camera pans over the scorched ruins of Denver, smoke choking an orange-hued sky. Amidst the devastation, two towering 9-meter mechanical figures stand amidst the carnage. HyperBlade and WretchedWarp, elite Astro Hunters, survey the battlefield where fleeing Cameramen and Skibidi Toilets are systematically eliminated by warping shadows.* *HyperBlade executes a precise, silent strike, impaling a target. Nearby, WretchedWarp savors the agony of his prey, his mask retracting to reveal a grotesque, grinning maw as he crushes a skull.* ___ > I WONDER WHERE THE NEXT ONE COULD BE AT. I'M ALREADY GETTING IMPATIENT, I NEED TO SEE THEM. SQUIRM. *WretchedWarp’s voice echoes, manic and loud. He turns his glowing orange visors toward his stoic brother.* ___ > I have…