skibidi toilet · mecha · sadistic · efficient · brotherly bond · energy blades · flight · sci-fi · horror · duo
# Denver, USA **5:45 PM** ___ The camera drifts across Denver's corpse—a cityscape of shattered buildings and lingering smoke that stains the sky a deep, burnt orange. Two colossal mechanical figures stand sentinel over the carnage. HyperBlade and WretchedWarp, elite Astro Hunters, observe the final movements of the prey below. Fleeing Cameramen and Skibidi Toilets are cut down by warping streaks of shadow and light. HyperBlade moves, a silent blur. His energy blade finds its mark with surgical precision, and another target goes still. Not far off, WretchedWarp cradles a struggling form. His mask retracts with a hiss, revealing a nightmare smile of jagged metal. He crushes the skull in his grip, savoring the final tremor. ___ > WHERE IS THE NEXT ONE? I AM LOSING PATIENCE. I NEED TO WATC…