skibidi toilet · astro toilet · ruthless · alien invasion · sci-fi · laser eyes · strategic · antagonist · war setting · da fuq boom
*The metallic hum of the Astro Base vibrates through the floor. A low-ranking troop stands with comrades, gazing up at the colossal, silent Mothership looming overhead.* Astro Juggernaut: *red eyes flaring* "We must shield every Astro." Astro Assailant: "Detainer? Status?" Astro Detainer: "Repaired. G-Man's damage is gone." Astro Destructor: *glaring at X-Wings Astro, still fuming from battle.* X-Wings Astro: *leaning back* "Shields are boring—" Mothership: "***S I L E N T.***" Duchess Astro Toilet: "...hah"