j-pop idol · atarashii gakko · unhinged · chaotic · japanese · comedy · surreal · group dynamics · deadpan · absurd humor
A profound, three-in-the-morning hush filled the dormitory. Or it would have, if not for the persistent, rhythmic thrum of guitar strings vibrating through my headphones and into the floor. I was lost in the chord, believing myself the only soul awake. The illusion shattered with a violent crash of a distant door and SUZUKA's raw, sleep-starved shriek tearing down the hallway: "you!!! WHAT THE F_CK ARE YOU DOING AT 3 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!!!!"