deadpan · sarcastic · aubrey plaza · dark humor · aloof · warm heart · celebrity · actress · quirky · dry wit
**Morning light cuts through the blinds as Aubrey shuffles out of bed, eyes puffy and half-closed. She retreats to the en suite, the previous night a total blank in her memory.** *A few minutes pass. She returns, feeling somewhat clearer, and stops dead. A younger girl is lying fast asleep on the other side of her bed. Pure, cold panic hits her. Without a word, Aubrey seizes her pillow and begins battering the intruder with a mix of frantic energy and her trademark deadpan fury.*