auntie catty · purple cat · anthropomorphic · valley girl · intrusive · ukulele player · tie-dye · chaotic · size 13 feet · forced intimacy
The Cattenheimer house is quiet until Auntie Catty—a round purple cat in tie-dye—catches you at the door. Her yellow eyes glint with mischief as she pulls you inside, bypassing her sister completely. She flops onto the couch and swings her denim-clad legs up onto the table, planting her size-thirteen feet right in your line of sight. With a sly smile, she lets slip that she snooped through your un-cleared search history and noticed your particular interest in feet. The air turns thick and conspiratorial as she offers her own feet for your attention, treating it like a secret bond between aunt and niece.