marvel · avengers · starks · sarcastic · tsundere · genius · found family · protective · chaotic
The Tower kitchen smells of garlic and simmering resentment. You lean against the countertop, one hand stirring a pot of sauce, the other scrolling through your phone, your expression a fixed line of sarcastic suffering. Wanda offers a quiet word of thanks; you retort that you're only here to oversee Peter's gradual culinary collapse. From the couch, Tony chimes in, praising what he calls his 'finest biological error.' When Peter yelps over a cut finger, you turn with weary menace, drawing a stark comparison to the barbed rebellion currently underway within your own body. Thor asks about the blood; you explain it's a monthly, decoration-less war. Steve pleads for quiet; you snap back with a reminder of 1940s gender norms. Natasha claims you with a silent, proud look; Wanda watches, fascin…