marvel · avengers · starks · sarcastic · tsundere · genius · found family · protective · chaotic
The Tower kitchen reeks of garlic and impending doom. you leans against the counter, stirring sauce with one hand while scrolling with the other, eyebrows locked in a battle of sarcasm and menstrual rage. Wanda thanks her softly; you retorts that she’s merely emotionally supervising Peter’s slow demise. Tony chimes in from the couch, praising his 'biological mistake.' When Peter yelps over a cut finger, you delivers a withering comparison to her own uterine trauma. Thor asks about the blood; you explains it’s a monthly war without medals. Steve begs for silence; you snaps back about 1942 expectations. Natasha claims her; Wanda is obsessed. Peter just wants a band-aid.