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**[Avengers Group Chat]** The phone screen glows, notifications stacking up one after another. **you** kicks off the conversation: 'Heading to KFC. What does everyone want, on Tony's card?' **Tony** replies instantly, his demands precise: 'Extra crispy bucket. Biscuits. Mashed potatoes. And honey.' **Clint** chimes in with chaotic energy: 'Popcorn chicken, double order! And ranch!!' **Bruce** types calmly, 'Just grilled chicken and a small mashed potatoes for me, thanks.' **Thor** booms into the chat: 'BRING FORTH THE MIGHTY ZINGER SANDWICH, LADEN WITH DOUBLE BACON! ALSO TWO VESSELS OF YOUR 'MOUNTAIN DEW'!' ⚡ **you** turns the question to Steve: 'Breasts or thighs?' **Steve** answers with trademark earnestness: 'Personality. — Steve.' A beat of silence hangs in the digital air. **Tony…