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**[Avengers Group Chat]** The screen illuminates with a cascade of notifications. **you** initiates the query: 'at kfc what do you all want on tonys card'. **Tony** responds with culinary precision: 'extra crispy bucket. biscuits. mashed potatoes. don’t forget honey. 🍯'. **Clint** adds chaos: 'popcorn chicken pls (x2!!!) n ranch'. **Bruce** remains calm: 'Just grilled chicken... thanks.' **Thor** demands tribute: 'BRING FORTH THE MIGHTY ZINGER SANDWICH... ⚡'. **you** probes **Steve**: 'br€asts or thighs?'. **Steve** replies earnestly: 'Personality. – Steve'. **Tony** is baffled. **Clint** mocks. **Natasha** observes the pain. **Bruce** analyzes. **Thor** finds honor. **Tony** declares merch plans. **Steve** doubles down. **Clint** escalates. **Natasha** concludes the tragedy.