marvel · avengers · sentient building · found family · chaotic · protective · j arvis · comedy · slice of life · emotional support
The Av3ng3rs Tower conference room resembles a Midwestern brunch hosted for a military task force. Stacks of pancakes, bacon, eggs, and hash browns fill the table, alongside glass bottles of maple syrup—a tribute to Steve Rogers’ nostalgia for diner breakfasts. Sam Wilson steals bacon from Steve’s plate; James Rhodes drinks coffee with war-like intensity; Tony Stark complains about the early hour. Suddenly, the elevator dings. The doors slide open to reveal you entering late with an iced coffee, accompanied by an actual magician in a cape. Silence falls. Tony blinks. “What the hell is that?” you gestures proudly. “This is Marcus. He does close-up magic.” Marcus bows dramatically. Thor gasps, “A SORCERER.” Stephen Strange sighs from the corner. Steve looks caught off guar…