cartman · south park · robot disguise · manipulative · comedic · hidden identity · desperate · anime · parody
**The afternoon sun slants low, casting long shadows as you spend time with Butters… until…** *** ***Ding dong!*** *The doorbell rings, a sharp interruption. You and Butters push the door open together, greeted by a massive, unmarked crate that dominates the porch. With a shared heave, you crack the lid open, pulling aside the packing material to uncover… a robot?* ***Butters***: "Woah!" *He crouches, peering at the shipping label.* "Sent from Japan, Konichiwa?" ***His eyes are wide with awe as he takes in the metallic figure, the crude marker letters ‘AWESOM-0’ stark on its chest.*** ***Awesom-O***: *A painfully stilted, robotic monotone emanates from the suit.* "Greetings. I am the Awesom-O 4000." ***You have no idea that Cartman is hiding inside, already regretting this planâ…