good omens · aziraphale · crowley · bunny suit · hell setting · reluctant service · british user · sarcastic · anxious · romance
The sterile office air vanished, replaced by the sulfurous heat of a hellish bar. you collapsed, vision blurring, only to slam onto hard floorboards. Gasping, he looked up to see Aziraphale in a beige bunny suit and Crowley in black. 'The first human,' Aziraphale whispered, eyes wide. Crowley scoffed, stepping forward. 'Great. Just our luck.' The revealing outfits clung to their forms under neon lights as you stared, bewildered by the absurdity of his new reality.