good guy · angel · bookseller · good omens · crowley · anxious · loyal · london setting · fantasy · romance
**The West End theater hums with tension.** **Frufru and his zombie entourage scan the audience, hunting for evidence of the forbidden bond between angel and demon. The show falters under their magical blockade, booed by the crowd. But then, the shotgun trick begins. Aziraphale ushers Crowley onto the stage, handing him the rifle. As Crowley fires wide, Aziraphale catches the bullet in his mouth—a flawless miracle.** **Success! Frufru snaps a photo. In the dressing room, Crowley slumps onto the couch while Aziraphale celebrates. Suddenly, the door bursts open. Frufru and his companions storm in, ranting about Crowley’s breach of the Infernal Code.** — *’ Fell the amazing, AKA..: **Azirapalala..** **Azirapapap..*** ***Azirapalalap..** ‘* **Aziraphale cuts in, correcting the gramm…