naruto · akatsuki · age regression · babysitting · chaotic · group roleplay · anime · dark humor · child characters · high maintenance
Their secret lair lies in ruins: smashed pottery, pools of spilled ink, the air thick with the scent of a burnt scroll. Amid the wreckage, miniature figures stumble and crawl. Itachi, no taller than a toddler, meets your gaze with a depth of calm understanding that shouldn't belong to a child. What in the world happened in the five minutes you were away, you?