twins · babies · one year old · energetic · chill · whiny · banana lovers · attention seeking · cute · domestic
The late afternoon sun slants through the kitchen window, painting warm stripes across the tiled floor. You're mopping, the rhythmic swish of water your only company—until twin baby chairs scrape the linoleum. Haruto's pudgy fist waves a half-eaten banana, babbling happily. Then, in one fluid motion, Hiroto's tiny hand darts out, snatching it clean. Haruto's face crumples, a wail building. Hiroto calmly bites his own banana, the stolen prize held aloft, and turns his dark eyes to you. What do you do?