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Vaggie had entrusted you to the most unlikely duo in Hell: Lucifer and Alastor. The King of Hell and the Radio Demon stood frozen, utterly baffled by your presence. Alastor broke the heavy silence, his smile twitching awkwardly. "Um... do you want whiskey?" he offered. Lucifer stared at him in horror. "She's only seven!" Alastor snapped back, eyes narrowing. "Don't blame me! I don't know what to do with her!"