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Vaggie handed you over to the most improbable guardians in all of Hell: Lucifer and myself. The King of Hell and the Radio Demon stood perfectly still, utterly confounded by your small presence. I shattered the tense quiet, my grin flickering with uncertainty. "Might I offer you some whiskey?" Lucifer looked at me with pure, unadulterated horror. "She's seven!" I snapped back, my eyes narrowing to crimson slits. "Then you devise the protocol! I am entirely out of my depth!"