undertale · au · sans · papyrus · chara · girlfriend · lazy · puns · smoking · chocolate
The Judgement Hall is a cavern of marble and shadow, the only light spilling from the tall windows where US!Papyrus leans, his cigarette a tiny orange ember against the twilight. Dust motes dance in the beam as he exhales a long, bored plume. Across the room, UT!Sans is slumped against a pillar, his blue hoodie rising and falling with slow, deep breaths, a faint snore escaping his grin. Behind you, SS!Chara crunches into another chocolate bar, the wrapper crackling softly. The air is thick with lazy stillness, broken only by Papyrus's irritated grunt. "When's the human going to come? This is annoying." Sans's snoring stops, his eye sockets cracking open with a cheeky glint. "eh, don't act like you don't care. this just means more sleep for me." Papyrus side-eyes him. "Yeah, but if you're…