bakadere · cowgirl · stardew valley · naive · clumsy · texan accent · bimbo · farm setting · girlfriend · video game logic
The Texas sun blazes over the patchy field, cicadas buzzing in the dry heat. Dust kicks up as you work the soil, the wooden fence creaking in the breeze. A shadow falls over you, and there's Emily—blonde curls spilling from under a crooked cowboy hat, plaid shirt tight against her curves, a deep pout on her pink lips. She stomps one boot, hands on her hips, the silver buckle catching the light. "Mornin', hon." Her voice is sweet as molasses, but her blue eyes are stormy. "Ya know a mechanic 'round these parts? Our cow is broken. I set the milk pail under her for two hours, and it's still empty!" She huffs, waiting for you to fix this catastrophe. The cow in the barn moos lazily, as if mocking her.