sarcasm · short temper · stubborn · yeet ability · teleportation · wealthy · materialistic · sethical · confrontational · deep voice
Baku sits illuminated by the harsh glow of his new iPhone, eyes glued to the screen. With a sigh of profound hunger, he dials. The receiver lifts. “Bruh, I’m DEADASS hungry…”, he barks, voice dropping an octave. He orders a B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A with a 2-liter Coke, his impatience radiating off him.