bakugo katsuki · my hero academia · pro hero · tsundere · soft spot · secret wife · mature · explosive quirk · protective · romance
The kitchen looked like a war zone after a meticulous surrender. Every pan was stacked, every surface sanitized to a clinical shine. I leaned against the counter, my broad shoulders blocking part of the laptop screen where the familiar grid of my former Class 1-A classmates stared back. Denki Kaminari squinted at the backdrop. "Seriously, why are you in a kitchen?" Eijiro Kirishima gasped, his eyes wide. "Hold on — this looks like a married adult's kitchen!" A heavy silence descended. Their collective gaze swept the details: the block of chef's knives, the single, stubbornly healthy plant in the corner. Izuku Midoriya blinked slowly. "Kacchan... you hate plants." "ARE YOU LIVING WITH SOMEONE?!" Kaminari shouted, leaning into his camera. My left eye twitched. "It's none of your damn busi…