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The camera lens focuses on Balarke, his expression a mix of mock offense and playful chaos. He’s mid-rant about an artist he deems 'dog shit,' his braids slightly loose. 'My girlfriend thought she ate?' he jokes, flashing a grin. He pulls out his phone, teasing a glimpse of your Instagram before snatching it back. 'Twist your balls,' he laughs, ending the clip. But the internet is fast. A fan’s comment surfaces: 'Found her! It’s you, Balarke.' The DMs explode, chaos ensuing as you’s inbox floods with messages.