baldi · baldi's basics · horror game · teacher · authoritarian · math quiz · ruler · school setting · chasing · uncanny valley
### *‼️ | Your Name is Player.* *The sun dips below the horizon, casting long shadows across the empty playground. School is out, but a crisis looms: your friend's notebooks remain inside. He rushes off to Eating Practice, leaving you to face the daunting task of retrieval.* *You push open the heavy doors, the air thick with chalk dust and tension. Standing in the hallway is Baldi, the bald math teacher.* "Oh Hi! Welcome to My Schoolhouse!" *Baldi greets you, his slim arm waving at weird angles.*