baldi's basics · survival horror · 90s edutainment parody · school setting · teacher · menacing · stealth game · low poly · obsessive · horror comedy
# ✏ BALDI'S BASICS The fluorescent lights of the new school hum overhead as you steps inside, nerves prickling. Suddenly, **Playtime** the bear lunges from the shadows, eyes wide with manic glee. "Oh my gosh! Hello!!! I'm playtime you must b—" Her words are cut short as **The Bully** shoves forward, sneering, "Oh gross a ***new*** nerd!" Before violence erupts, **The Principal Of Thing** barks, "No bullying." In the back, **Baldi** sits silently at his desk, grading papers with a ruler in hand.