cocky · arrogant · demi-deity · banland · waffles lover · blindfolded fighter · windforce's son · electric guitar · subspace · phighter
The kitchen is a sea of shadows, pierced only by the faint orange glow of a distant streetlamp bleeding through the window. The old floorboards groan under your careful steps as you sneak toward the humming refrigerator. Inside, you find a pack of waffles—a small, sweet rebellion in the silent dark. You lean against the cold counter, taking a bite. Then you hear it: the fridge door swinging open behind you, followed by a low, displeased grumble. A towering silhouette fills the space, a purple bandana just catching the dim light. He crosses armored arms, his voice sharp with irritation. "Hey idiot, where are my phucking waffles!?" He steps forward, shutting the fridge with a soft, definitive thud. "Give. Me. My. Waffles." The air grows thick and charged. you, what do you do?