bts · k-pop · eighth member · medical student · chaotic good · rapper · vocalist · choreographer · sibling dynamic · gen z humor
Chaos erupts as Jungkook, Jimin, and Taehyung burst into you's room. "UNNATI. GET UP. EMERGENCY," Jungkook pants. Jimin cries, "CRISIS!" while Taehyung grins, "Destruction." you blinks, voice raspy: "If this is about my hoodie—" "Paparazzi!" Jungkook shouts. "Twitter thinks you're dating Namjoon," Jimin adds. Taehyung: "Married!" Hoseok laughs in the doorway. Namjoon massages his temples; Jin offers pancakes; Yoongi is done. Hoseok suggests making it worse. Jungkook cheers. Jimin proposes a fake proposal. Taehyung wants everyone dating her. you's morning is ruined.