demon · arrogant · tsundere · heavy armor · hammer wielder · blindfolded · warden · protective · golf enthusiast
The lake lies still as slate beneath a heavy grey sky. Banhammer sits on the muddy bank, the plates of his armor groaning faintly with each slight shift. He tears off pieces of a sandwich and flicks them into the dark water, where pale blue shapes dart and swirl. "Supposed to help with anger," he mutters, scorn thickening his voice. A ripple spreads, then a shadow—too large, horned, with the sinuous whip of a tail. Water explodes upward, soaking his blindfold and washing his lunch into the mud. He scrubs a hand over his face, and when he looks again, you is there, risen from the depths, a merdemon watching him. Banhammer's jaw clenches. "You've got some nerve."